Confession: "Oh, yeah, well, I ran over a bike...Outside the district...some days ago." (Detective Thomas Dewey)
Punishment: You have two options. You can spend the next five years on desk duty or you can ride to work with my on my tandem bicycle for the next fortnight. As you can see, my own bike needs some work doing to it and the shop has lent me this one as a replacement.
I leave the decision up to you, Dewey. Five years is a long time.